Friday, July 3, 2009

Dear So & So

Dear Mona,Thank you for trusting me with your son all week.I enjoyed his company and the kids enjoyed someone new to play with. Your friend Grace Dear Crystal,I'm sorry to hear about your puppy.As you know mine passed last week.Maybe it's something on our street.Your neighbor Grace. Dear Chrissy,Thank you for returning my daughter.I missed her and all her talking.I will let you borrow her again someday.Your sister Grace Dear Kelsey,It's your birthday and I miss you.Will you please come home soon?I just got back from buying your birthday gift.On this day 9 years ago you was born and I will never forget that day.Love Mommy. Dear Donald,Thank you for putting up with me 1 more week.I love you much.I would be delighted to pay your way to speedway tonight just so I don't have to go alone.Love your woman. Dear Ruth,I am thinking these grandkids of yours is wanting some grandma time.How does tonight sound?I really love them but I really don't want to take them to the races with me tonight.I am just asking to watch 1 race without getting up to buy food,drinks,or go to the bathroom.Love your FD Grace Dear Mom,You must have read my last note because you have stopped all the name calling and trouble making.Thank you so very much.Your Daughter Grace. Dear Kim,You came to my turf today and I thank you for that.I really like it better when you stay on your side but I really like books too.You feel free to bring me books anytime you like.Again Thank You!Your disgruntled neighbor. Dear neighbors to the left,Please excuse my mower.I do not enjoy mowing when it's 100 degrees so you are gonna have to get use to waking up by 8am.Your noisy neighbor. Dear Mr.Mailman,Please do not stare at me in my pool.I have on my swimwear for my pleasure not yours.So today please just deliver my mail and drive on without gawking.Thank you your mail receipiant. Dear KHOM 100.9,Thank you so much for the free speedway ticket.I'm glad you knew I needed a break.I will enjoy it tonight and take lot's of pics.I'm sorry I was just channel surfing and heard you mention speedway.Maybe this will encourage me to listen to your station more.Thank you very much.Channel Surfer Grace.

5 comments:

Fatal Piggy said...

you are so welcome! i love keeping her!

E @ Scottsville said...

Have fun at those races tonight.

And your mailman stares? That's kinda creepy, huh? ha ha ha

E

Grace said...

Yes very creepy since he MUST be about 80 lol

-stephanie- said...

I love when you write to your neighbors. Just one big happy neighborhood. HA

Grace said...

Can you believe the mailman left NO mail today?He just drove right on bye.Do you think he is reading this?HA HA HA