Monday, August 10, 2009

Not Me Monday


I did not have an awsome week!I could never have an awsome week!I Do Not remember what I done but I'm certain I Did Not like it.I Did not take my kids and mother on a road trip Sunday.We Did Not visit Rocky Falls and Alley Mill.It Did Not start thundering,lightening,and raining before we made it back to the rig.I Did Not get a new cell phone today and it Is Not equipped with internet.I Do Not love it!I have NOT baby sit again Friday and today and I will NOT be baby sitting the rest of the week.I do NOT like kids at all!School does NOT start in 9 day's and I am not so happy I could shout.I did NOT hit more yard sales over the weekend and I did NOT get a ton of un needed junk.I do NOT have to go grocery shopping tomorrow so my poor starving family don't wilt away.I did NOT visit my cousin on Friday and she was NOT missing me so much she had tears.Nobody misses me that much surely.This is NOT the cousin that would rather go through childbirth rather then follow in my foot steps.I do NOT get good laughs outta her.I did NOT take a road trip today just to get an infant carseat.I have no infants so why would I?I did NOT get the seat for the baby that spends alot of time with me.I am NOt ready for bed so I can get up in the morning.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

And The Award Goes To..........

ME! Thank you Gracie for nominating me for this grand award! And now I pass it on to E@Scottsville Erica Chrissy Stephanie Jackie Gracie I love reading all your blogs.I do check into them daily.Without you girls there would be no reason to blog lol.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Dear So & So

Dear Mr.Government,Thank you for sending us some cash.I had enough to just let loose and have fun.It was fun and I still have some left.If you ever feel like you have to much cash just remember me lol.From a HAPPY Citizen. Dear Kelsey I am so glad you love your parrot but come on he needs a break from talking.I'm glad you had fun today.Love Mommy. Dear Kaden,I'm glad you like your new trike but please remember to keep it in the yard.It's not a street bike!Love Mommy Dear Brenten,I'm so glad you like your new r/c car just please remember it's not for striking people and I don't want to step on it.Love Mommy Dear Ashley,I had a great day with you.I'm glad you like all your new princess stuff.Take care of it and your kids can enjoy it when the time comes.Love Mommy Dear Justin,I'm sorry you was so grumpy today.I guess your attitude saved me money.I love you but you have got to loosen up!I will try to take you to ride go carts tomorrow.Love Mommy Dear Donald,I'm glad you like your jeans.I sure hope your proud of me for askin everyone to come down on their prices.I had a wonderful day!Love Me Dear Yard Sale people,I'm writing to thank you for comin down on your prices.It saved me tons of money!And to the nice lady who was throwing stuff in my rig..THANKS.All those clothes fit my neice.Your fellow shopper Dear US Cellular,Thank you for the check.That will allow me to do more shopping.I'm sorry I'm not going to be spending it at your store.I can find all kinds of stuff for my phone on ebay for half the price.Thanks again Your Wonderful Customer.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires. ''Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked The seamstress replied, 'No.' The Lord again dipped into the river.. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies. Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.' The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. 'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?' 'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!' The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.
Yes,' cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!' The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.

Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him. The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it. Signed, All Us Women

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

A Walk Down Memory Lane

Welcome to A Walk Down Memory Lane.To read more Memory Lane's just go to Scottsville on the right and click on it.Now lets go back to May 2008 all the way to December 2008.This was the dating day's.It taught me I don't like dating and would rather be single.So let me introduce you to some of the dates!This is Tristen.He was kind and made his home feel welcoming when we went for a visit.It only took 2 hours to get from my house to his.He lived on a farm with horses and such and the kids loved it. This is Travis.He was also 2 hours away but only in a different direction.He had an awsome truck and 4 wheeler and a darn good job.He spoiled me endlessly.
This is Mark C.There was 2 Mark's so I had to find a way to mark them apart.As you can see he was a cowboy wanna be.He was 4 hours away so he came to see me.I was not traveling that far.


This is Shane.He was 5 hours away.He came here once and I went there twice.


This is Tom.Tom lives about an hour and a half away.He was a truck driver.This pic was taken when we met for the first time at the lake.I had 7 kids with me and he had his son.Talk about an adventure!I did manage to go out on the truck with him once.He hauled live turkey's that stunk.




And now you see how I cured my boredom for 7 months.


Monday, August 3, 2009

Not me Monday!


Here it is Monday already!That means the begining of a new week.Moday gives us 2 choices.We can either wake up and say "It's Monday Again" or we can wake up and say "It's Going To Be A great Day!".I did not baby sit last week and we did not do a whole bunch of nothing.Friday I did not go school shopping and I did not realize it costs alot of money to get 5 kids ready for school.I did not meet up with my cousin for lunch and we did not hit a few yard sales.I did not put word out about a float trip Saturday.Out of 50 texts,emails,phone calls,etc. There was not only 2 of us that floated the river.Sarah did NOT see a gravel bar with fast flowing rapids and she DID NOT tell me to go there.I did not land on the gravel bar feeling pretty good at myself for making it there then Sarah DID NOT tell me to come on because she could not make it then my tube was NOT so big that I fell through it while trying to get back on it.Sarah also DID NOT tell me she would rather go through child birth again instead of letting me con her into doing things lol.I did NOT pack up the kids and head to the ranch yesterday.The ranch would have NOT been fun!We did NOT swim,eat,and drive around while we were there.The ranch is NOT a 1,000 acre private club that requires a membership nope I could NEVER go somewhere like that.Donald was NOT upset that I went to the ranch instead of staying home while he went and raced his toy's.I do NOT like dealing with grumpy men which makes me NOT wish I would have stayed single last summer.My kids do NOT start bible school tonight and they are NOT excited.I am not trying to get my house picked up before their ride gets here.We did NOT get our puppies back.Nope my cousin did NOT have enough of them.My mother did NOT take a puppy home to keep her company.I do NOT think that is all I did NOT do through the week.I do NOT hope you are having a wonderful Monday!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

A Day At The Ranch

I was determined to not spend another day home alone with the kids.I wanted to go floating again but knew it wasen't safe to take the kids so sat around thinking of things to do.Finally I decided I could drive for over an hour and end up at Rocky Falls.Yes it sounded appealing but grumpy kids along the way didn't so I decided against going there.Then My friend called and asked if we would like to go to the ranch.I knew there was water,games,and food there so I knew we could all be happy.I got my swim clothes on and got the kids ready and we headed out.It was alot of fun and of course I took lot's of pics.I did not post them all but I did post alot of them.Here is Justin and Kaden on the 4 wheeler.Of course being boy's they spent alot of time on this beast. This was just me looking up in amazement at how tall this tree was.It was very very tall.

She must be trying to keep up with the latest fashion.
This is the pet cemetery at the ranch.I wish I would have taken pics of some of the graves.It was very interesting.One person had 3 pets buried there.And there was a few coffee containers with pet ashes in them sitting around.




I just decided since the boy's was on the rock I might as well take their pic.This was a very peaceful place.



This is the same place the rock is.You feel on top of the world here.Skylar,Ashley,Justin,Kaden.




Talk about point look out.This was amazing!







When she was in the distance she looked like some kind of hippie or maybe even a lighter Whoopie Goldberg lol.





Kaden just chillin by the water.









He was trying to get in style too!{Notice the head band that is around the back of his head?}










This is my friend Mona and her son Skylar and her man Tom.They pay a fee each year so I can come spend 1 day with them.Yep they love me that much.










Ashley got into her chocolate ice cream like there was no tomorrow.She had some left overs on her face.




Justin and Skylar gettin down with their ice cream.Thank you for this nice cool treat Tom and Mona.


Kaden took 2 bites of his birthday cake ice cream so I moved him closer to me so I could help him.



This is Kaden in the little truck thing.He loved it.



Ashley as she waits patiently for ice cream.


Mona as she sits and watches the kids swim.



Justin (standing) and Skylar (feet up) doing all their tricks and stunts in the water.Both boy's have learned alot since last summer.Good Job Boy's.






And then they both surface.They had alot of fun.Justin will be down there until Tuesday!




Me and Kaden watching the kids swim.



He was happy.He was trying to tell me something.





Mona and Skylar just lookin off.







She is a water baby.She has no fear when it comes to water.




Justin fixing his goggles.For some reason he spends more time fixing them then wearing them.








































































































































































Thank You Mona and Tom for a great day.It's alway's so nice to get away with good friends!